January 2010
12 posts
Peyton Manning + SNL →
December 2009
69 posts
Oh, and also — my dad is going 97 miles per hour on the Florida freeway. I promise I’m not exaggerating.
Uhhhhhh
Adam: peanuts always smell like farts.
KG: maybe your farts just smell like peanuts?
Adam: no, every time I open a jar of peanuts it always smells like farts.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on...
Pirate: I'll have a beer.
Bartender: Ok- but what's with the paper towel?
Pirate: Arrr...I've got a bounty on me head!
misskris:
Paul Oakenfold Feat. Brittany Murphy -...
WatchJust a little slice of life with Walter.
New Li'l Wayne
Ok, so I just heard an advance copy of Li’l Wayne’s new album, titled “Rebirth”. It’s his attempt at crossing over into rock ‘n roll.
Three words: Wow, it sucks. If you’re interested, maybe I’ll post a song.
I don’t understand the angry face and the “FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU” thing. Can someone explain it to me?
ASM: Oh, shoot. I just broke a nail.
ABG: That stinks.
ASM: Yeah, my nails are at the point right now where they're kinda frail.
ABG: Yeah.
ASM: Well, I don't mean "frail"...but they break really easily.
ABG: Isn't that what "frail" means?
*laughter ensues*
PS3 Games
I’m interested in Uncharted 2, Batman Arkham Asylum, COD: MW2, and Assassin’s Creed 2 … anyone have opinions on any of these games?
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - “Graffiti...
Just rode 45 minutes one way on a totally full bus of middle school bball players and cheerleaders. Got to school, game cancelled due to a gas leak. FML?
Locksley - “Darling, It’s True”
Wow…first Butkus, and I just met Mack Brown (Texas head coach). What a day.
Holy crap! I just met dick butkus!!!
An Ode To McNeill
She made breakfast (home-made bacon egg & cheese bagels!) and dinner (pork tenderloin and roasted potatoes). Man, she’s awesome.
After Christmas Shopping For 7 Hours
Dear American Economy,
You’re welcome.
-Adam and Ashley
